Get ready for a hoe down, y'all!

Day 1:

• 6:00am – What’s the world coming to? Startled awake by noise from our son’s room. He was spanking his monkey. Gave him a stern talking to.
• 10:00am – Aah, Saturday. So nice to sleep late, especially after the ‘spanking’ incident. But even rest doesn’t stop me being all hot and bothered! Where’s that husband of mine?
• 2:00pm – Finally got around to beating my man’s meat. He was glowing with enjoyment long after we finished – its good to know the key to his heart.
• 6:00pm – Husband whips out the summer sausage. Hasn’t he had enough? Stuffed me again, that slick bastard, and you bet I didn’t say no.
• 9:00pm – Watched some boobs on the boob tube. I enjoy keeping hubby company, even if I personally think I am much more well-rounded.  No, this ain’t sour grapes.

Day 2:

• 9:00am – Woke up to my pussy needing some TLC. Gave it a generous rub-down.
• 9:30am – Out with the rubbing, in with the stuffing. Where’s my husband when I could use a hand.. or two? Snuck out early to polish his wand, I bet.  Just leave his wife in a lurch, wouldn’t be the first time!
• 12:00pm – Husband came back, wand a-polished. And showing it off too, as if I care. Not gonna speak to him till he apologizes.
• 12:15pm – That was quick. Its a miracle what a tossed salad will do to your vocal chords. He’s such a suck-up.
• 5:00pm – Joined the hubby for his reading session. I missed this so much the whole week.
• 9:00pm – Monday’s coming – waking up bright and early tomorrow, so after some very good necking, have to put our libidos on hold for tonight.

Day 3:

• 8:00am – woke up all hot and bothered, AGAIN!  could use a cold shower or no telling what will come about!
• 9:00am – broke down, and took some precious minutes to stroke my pussy before heading off to work.
• 12:00pm – eating lunch in the cafeteria, wondering about the sex lives of historical figures. A strangely arousing topic.
• 3:00 pm – spent my coffee break browsing my favorite site on my smartphone.  No, AnnointedFig.com never disappoints with a…fresh perspective.  You’d think that would be enough.  But it’s not!
• 7:30pm – came home a bit late to catch my husband there already, practicing his Shakespeare. I knew I had my work cut out for me tonight… But it is all worth it!

Day 4:

• 8:00am.  Hot and bothered?  You guessed it.  Consider the situation. Nope, can’t go on like that, my husband is just going to HAVE to clean my pipes.
• 12:00pm – took lunch out at the cafe with my girlfriend. She was telling me about how she and her husband have a cock two ways every weekend. Hope she didn’t notice my mouth watering!
• 6:00pm – barely made it home before the rain started pouring in earnest… but I was already wet. Glad my husband was home already! Creamed his corn right quick.  There IS something to that married life.
• 8:00pm – decided to check in early tonight, for some much-needed together time. Didn’t happen – cattus interruptus. Wouldn’t you know?

Day 5:

• 6:30am – Woke up to a cruel, early alarm clock, hot-and-botheredness notwithstanding. A shower would do me good, but ends up making me only more frustrated!  And I am running late!
• 7:30am – Riding the bus to work today – husband got the car, while another is getting lubed at the mechanic’s. Rubbing against random people – or were they rubbing against me? What’s their story?
• 10:00am – Coordinating over the phone with my husband about his grocery shopping – big day today. Relatives coming over for our son’s birthday. I guess I shouldn’t wish I was buying oysters instead..
• 2:00pm – On the way home.  Have some tunes coming loud and clear through my earphones.  Whoever he is, he’s hot.  Domestic version of HIM, you know, the big Finnish rock star.  Thinking how rock stars get their rocks off.  Lucky SOBs is all I’m gonna say.
• 4:00pm – The whole mishpuha arrives and birthday boy is gifted up and down. His uncle even brought a hoe. I can see this getting dirty before long…
• 11:00pm – Everybody finally leaves. Boy are we beat! But not too beat to put off getting wet together by the kitchen sink.

Day 6:

• 08:00am – You guessed it, hot and bothered. A cold shower later brought me back down to earth and ready to deal with the day.. if only temporarily.
• 12:00pm – Ogled a coworker by the vending machine, and had to resist fantasizing about how many licks it would take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of his Tootsie Pop. Man, that cold shower wears off fast.
• 2:00pm – Hooray! Going home early today. Stopped by that little store to pick up some ‘fun’ toys. Got to buy American, you know
• 4:00pm – Can’t wait for my husband to get home. I bet his wiener is just about ready to burst!
• 4:30pm – Still waiting! Stroked my pussy to help calm me down. It always works.
• 5:00pm – Finally, hubby walks in from the rain. Barely knocked boots, when cattus interruptus strikes again.
• 7:00pm – Well, at least I have his help with stuffing my pussy this time. Thought I can’t help fondly remember his last apology… wouldn’t mind another go.

Day 7:

• 07:00am – Telecommuting today!  Maybe, will have time to work on my blog.  But seriously, hubby needs to look at the heater pipes. Its WAY too hot in here. Its winter and its over 80 indoors. WTF?
• 07:30am – The pussy is meowing loudly in the hallway – is my little baby hungry? Put out some cat food for her to stuff herself on – though she prefers my husband’s company, as do many females – him being an amateur theater actor, and all.
• 7:45am – Husband is up early today, reciting Macbeth – his big day is coming soon. What a role – he’s playing one of the witches. At least she’ll have the cleanest wand of them all.
• 8:10am – Got a call.  Have to go to work, anyway!
• 8:45am – Handed off my 1-year-old son to the grandparents, favorite toy monkey in tow. He continues spanking it – its getting to be a cruel little habit. At least his toy gardening set, hoe and all, are still intact.
• 12:00pm – Again, I meet that coworker by the vending machine. Stop tempting me with those Tootsie Pops, kid! I’m trying to lose weight here. Maybe you should too?
• 3:00pm – Called my girlfriend for her ‘cock two ways’ recipe. Not difficult at all – my husband would love his chicken being fried AND baked!
• 6:00pm – Sat down with my son to play with his new toys – he’s loving them! American-made is definitely paying off – he can’t stop chewing on them, so its nice that I don’t have to worry about lead poisoning.
• 8:00pm – Fixed my husband some more of his favorite creamed corn and sausage. Tenderized some meat patties for burgers too.  Look at  me, who knew I would turn into such an exemplary wife?  ;-)
• 9:00pm – Sat down to watch the boobs on the boob tube – Could those Marx Brothers be any more ridiculous? What a bunch of silly boobs.
• 10:00pm – Finally have some one-on-one time with my husband. No cattus interruptus this time – kitty-cat locked out of the bedroom tonight! After a week-long dry spell, we finally get to enjoy a wonderful and romantic time together.

When you wait for something you want so badly, for so long – everything around you seems to remind you of it!

And if you thought this was a dirty story, its YOUR mind thats dirty, sicko!

Well, maybe mine too…

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